How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

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Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

Hatch Jokes More Hatch Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)