How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)