How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

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How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!