How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

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How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

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What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.