Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

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How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.