Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

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What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face