How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"