How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!