How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!