How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

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How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"