Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal