Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.