Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!