Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.