Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred