Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

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How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.