Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

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Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

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Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.