Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

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How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.