Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?

Show me your mussels.