Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.