Because they always miss.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
A baby in the microwave :)
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
They won't ever hit anything.
The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
