Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.