Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a six sided shape that's missing?

A hex-a-gone

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot