Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Wrapper Jokes More Wrapper Jokes

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

What do you call blonde girls in a wrapper?

Airheads