Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Wrapper Jokes More Wrapper Jokes

What do you call blonde girls in a wrapper?

Airheads

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.