Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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What animal never forgets national tragedies?

the nine-elephant

What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

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Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.