Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

Wrapper Jokes More Wrapper Jokes

What do you call blonde girls in a wrapper?

Airheads

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.