Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Wrapper Jokes More Wrapper Jokes

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.