Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.