Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.