Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist