All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
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One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
none, they blew it up already.
To get to the other side!
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
The NBA.
Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.