All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
Nigeria.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.
Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.
A: Siamese twins.
A: Hold my purse.
A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.
White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.
It's a long story.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
