What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!

Scientologist Jokes More Scientologist Jokes

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!