What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!