What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

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What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Scientologist Jokes More Scientologist Jokes

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade