Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.