Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D