Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.