What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C