What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.