What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Frants !

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.