What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

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What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.