How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !