How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !

What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...