How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What is a mouse's favorite record ?

Please cheese me' !

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.