How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.