How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.