How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese?

mozzarella-ella-ella

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !