Shear Jokes

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

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What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

Shepard Jokes More Shepard Jokes

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.