Why do rednecks love Halloween?

NSFW) Because they love to pump kin.

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"