Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

Previous Random Joke Next

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!