Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

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What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What sport are Mexicans best at?

Cross country.