Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do you call a well-written short story?

Articulette

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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports?

Because her coach was a pumpkin

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!