Tb Jokes

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did one doctor say to the other doctor?

We're both doctors"

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.