Tb Jokes

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.