Tb Jokes

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.