Tb Jokes

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.