Tb Jokes

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.