Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

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What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.