Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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Who do you even make these clothes for?

Children Disney Store clerk: Yes.

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.