How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

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Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.