How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

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What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.