How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

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How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?

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How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

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How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple