What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner?

One's a cunning runt...

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...