Rick Ross Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

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No Self Esteem!

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

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What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate?

Himshey's chocolate...

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.