Rick Ross Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

Offspre Jokes More Offspre Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

Hershey Jokes More Hershey Jokes

What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate?

Himshey's chocolate...

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci