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What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Dave Mirra Jokes More Dave Mirra Jokes

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung