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What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

Self Esteem Jokes More Self Esteem Jokes

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

edit: nevermind...

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What was your name?

It's Siv" I know lmao hi5s other judge

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.