Offspre Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Guac Jokes More Guac Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop