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What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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Rick Ross Jokes More Rick Ross Jokes

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Self Esteem Jokes More Self Esteem Jokes

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

edit: nevermind...

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

Dad Buffalo Jokes More Dad Buffalo Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.