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What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

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Dave Mirra Jokes More Dave Mirra Jokes

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

Guac Jokes More Guac Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !