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What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Rick Ross Jokes More Rick Ross Jokes

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

Self Esteem Jokes More Self Esteem Jokes

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

edit: nevermind...

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

Guac Jokes More Guac Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!