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What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Self Esteem Jokes More Self Esteem Jokes

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

edit: nevermind...

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

Rick Ross Jokes More Rick Ross Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

Why go to college?

There's Google.

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.