Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

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How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!