Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.