Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

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What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road?

quack

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!