Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

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What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie