What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

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What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.