What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?

A dinosnore !

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.