Joker Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Ribbon Jokes More Ribbon Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

Bell Prize Jokes More Bell Prize Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

Mark Hamill Jokes More Mark Hamill Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a burning rocket?

Korean Barbecue.

How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool