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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

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What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

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What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

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What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.