Joker Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !

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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

What makes you so sure?

n"He is a penguin."

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

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What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.