Joker Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

Why did Batman go to the corner store?

FOR JUST ICE

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Ton Jokes More Ton Jokes

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)