Joker Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

A little plaque.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Bell Prize Jokes More Bell Prize Jokes

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Prank Jokes More Prank Jokes

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.