Joker Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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Who's there CD CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

Bell Prize Jokes More Bell Prize Jokes

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

Prank Jokes More Prank Jokes

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

World Jokes More World Jokes

Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ?

Bridget the end of the world !

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

Flatman Jokes More Flatman Jokes

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.