What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.