What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !