What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn