What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn