Gene Wilder Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

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What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

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What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.