Gene Wilder Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

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What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It's in Decembrrrrr.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.