What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.