What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.