What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.

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Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.