Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

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Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

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What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger