Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

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Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

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Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

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Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)