Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

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Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

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Why is North Korea so depressing?

Because it ain't got no Seoul.

Why is North Korea horrible?

Because they have no Seoul.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)