Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

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Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

Why is North Korea so depressing?

Because it ain't got no Seoul.

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What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger