What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

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What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

WatAHHH!!

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What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.