Sorority Jokes

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Event Jokes More Event Jokes

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

Odd Numbered Group Jokes More Odd Numbered Group Jokes

Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they *can't even*!

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything lol

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Sorority Girl Jokes More Sorority Girl Jokes

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.