Sorority Jokes

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Event Jokes More Event Jokes

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Odd Number Jokes More Odd Number Jokes

Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

Why do college girls only hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

T Shirt Jokes More T Shirt Jokes

What's the worst kind of T-Shirt?

A Casual Tee.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.