Sorority Jokes

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

Odd Numbered Group Jokes More Odd Numbered Group Jokes

Why do teenage girls only hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they literally cannot EVEN right now, ugh!

Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they *can't even*!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

Stunt Jokes More Stunt Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!