How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Why are autistic people like black people?

They all look the same.

What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

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Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.