What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ?

Butch your arms around me !

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude