What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude