What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude