What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude