Hippy Chick Jokes

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.