She's only wearing one sock.
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When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
A: Because she grew another foot.
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
It chips.
Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)
Because 7 8 9
Dry ice lacks of water.
The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit
A) Usually about 6 months.
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
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