She's only wearing one sock.
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When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
A banana in the washing machine.
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
Because all they know is de feet
Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
Everything, given enough time
To try and make up for the Holocaust.
Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...
A guard dog !
denim denim denim...
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
Your wife.
A: Because she grew another foot.
