Hippy Chick Jokes

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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A tire

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The knife has a point !

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.