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Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Norse Korea
Hit them where it won't show.
More guns.
Como se llama?
Caaaaarl!!
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
the steaks were too high.
Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.
THE RETAIL STORE!
A: Lend it to Greece.
She doesn't
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
A: Anything he wants to be called.
With the fishes.
