Regulate Jokes

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

Senate Jokes More Senate Jokes

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Carl Sagan Jokes More Carl Sagan Jokes

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!