Regulate Jokes

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Soviet Russia Jokes More Soviet Russia Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

Welfare Jokes More Welfare Jokes

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Senate Jokes More Senate Jokes

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

Consciousness Jokes More Consciousness Jokes

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness?

A Conch.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law?

A small medium at large