Welfare Jokes

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

Work Boot Jokes More Work Boot Jokes

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

Welfare Check Jokes More Welfare Check Jokes

What is a black's favorite letter?

The one with the welfare check in it.

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.