Welfare Jokes

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off?

Bi-polar

Welfare Check Jokes More Welfare Check Jokes

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.

What is a black's favorite letter?

The one with the welfare check in it.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks?

The Mos Eisley can't even.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

Food Stamp Jokes More Food Stamp Jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).