Welfare Jokes

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.