Welfare Jokes

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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Work Boot Jokes More Work Boot Jokes

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.

Welfare Check Jokes More Welfare Check Jokes

What is a black's favorite letter?

The one with the welfare check in it.

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Food Stamp Jokes More Food Stamp Jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin