Big Similarity Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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Dale Earnhardt Jokes More Dale Earnhardt Jokes

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What's similar between Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd?

Both of their last big hits were the wall.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Big Hit Jokes More Big Hit Jokes

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.