Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.