Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.