Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)