Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p