What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?