What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

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What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ?

An aero-drone !

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !