Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

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How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

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How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.