Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?

Play-Doh

Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Because they're different cultures.

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.