Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What does a cat say when he likes something?

A: It's purrrfect.

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How do you know if a black lady is pregnant?

If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.