Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

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Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty