Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

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How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

Asylum Jokes More Asylum Jokes

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.