Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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Because he was snowed in.

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They got snowed in.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in