How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".