You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!
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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :
Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.
You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".
You take the "F" out of way.
You fit into his clothes.
Nun.
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist
He whale-d
Mooooooooooooove.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
Annette !