Russian Roulette Jokes

What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

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What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

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What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!