Chamber Jokes

What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

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Russian Roulette Jokes More Russian Roulette Jokes

What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

Judaism Jokes More Judaism Jokes

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

Petrify Jokes More Petrify Jokes

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

Entrance Jokes More Entrance Jokes

What do you call the entrance to a whorehouse?

HODOR, HODOR, HODOR!

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!