Chamber Jokes

What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

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How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

Petrify Jokes More Petrify Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!