Chamber Jokes

What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

Judaism Jokes More Judaism Jokes

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

German Version Jokes More German Version Jokes

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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