Chamber Jokes

What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

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Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Entrance Jokes More Entrance Jokes

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

What do you call the entrance to a whorehouse?

HODOR, HODOR, HODOR!

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

Petrify Jokes More Petrify Jokes

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan