Chamber Jokes

What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

How did the hairdresser escape?

John Frieda.

Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

Judaism Jokes More Judaism Jokes

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Entrance Jokes More Entrance Jokes

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.