Chamber Jokes

What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

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What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

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What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

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Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!