Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!