Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice