Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

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What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.