Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

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Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.